A bit of light humour after such a serious post
| Excuses that you can tell when you have played a bad shot |
| A fly landed on my ball right when I hit. |
| A squirrel picked up my ball and put it in the bunker. |
| A squirrel pushed my ball into the trap, the good-for-nothing wannabe rats. |
| After that last shot, I’m just too embarrassed to try and hit the ball. |
| All the golf schools I liked were too expensive – so I self-taught. |
| Before the sex change, I was allowed to hit from the red tee. Its just too difficult to score now. |
| Bermuda grass sucks. My club keeps getting stuck. |
| Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! |
| Damn it, have you no etiquette? Please quit breathing when I swing. |
| Didn’t you hear that sound in the woods during my swing? It sounded like a duck. What’s that smell? |
| Ever since I made a hole-in-one, I can’t concentrate. |
| Fore! |
| From three hundred yards out it looks like the green sloped away. I should have laid up. |
| Golf is about etiquette, not playing well. |
| Golf isn’t fun if it’s competitive, so I don’t try hard. |
| Hackers tore up the green. I can’t play competively under these circumstances. |
| I aimed my shoulder too far left of the target. |
| I always aim too far left when coming out of the bunker. |
| I always choke when money is on the line. |
| I always get kicked off the course for being intoxicated. This is the first round I’ve finished.
Source: http://www.golfjokes.co.uk Golf Blog by Golf Spin |
